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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:44
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
May 2024 solar storm cost $500 million in damages to farmers, new study reveals - Space
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
First Day of Roots Picnic Was an "Absolute Disaster," Fans Say - Philadelphia Magazine
No go.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Could supermassive black holes anchor the tiniest galaxies? - Big Think
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
share office space ...
Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Eli Lilly’s Obesity Pill Appears to Work as Well as Injected GLP-1s - WIRED
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Apple looked at Mira Murati’s AI startup after OpenAI exit, and it won’t stop there - 9to5Mac